Deep green jade carving of a charming frog.
(POSSIBLY OF ROYAL LINEAGE--OF THE CAPET DYNASTY?)
Please allow me to present my friend Simon. Simon is unique and was made this year as a masterpiece in our Northern factory.
He weighs in at 3.4 gms and measures 26x12x7mm.
Conceived 20 million years ago but born this year in Thailand. If you look after him well he will last for another 20 million years.
Free, Worldwide registered delivery includes a smart presentation box, transit insurance and our complete 30 day replace or refund warranty.
This little chap will make a marvelous indeed memorable gift.
He requires no visas to travel or work permits and although extremely self indulgent he will settle almost anywhere he feels loved.
Please give Simon a new home and buy him now.