Dark green jade carving of a charming frog.
(POSSIBLY OF ROYAL LINEAGE--OF THE CAPET DYNASTY?)
Please allow me to present my friend George. George is unique and was made this year as a masterpiece in our Northern factory.
He weighs in at 4.0 gms and measures 26x15x10mm.
Free, Worldwide registered delivery includes a smart presentation box, transit insurance and our complete 30 day replace or refund warranty.
He requires no visas to travel or work permits and although extremely self indulgent he will settle almost anywhere he feels loved.
Please give George a new home and buy him now.